Ladder

Ladder

By Farrell Fand 

“Joe, all you have to do is climb up the ladder, reach up, turn the knob, and come back down. It’s not so hard. Actually, I would do it myself, but then who would hold the ladder? You’re not strong enough to hold it for me, so I’ll hold it while you go up.”

“I’ve got a bad feeling about this, Frank. This ladder is 12 feet long. If I go up there, there isn’t anything except the ladder to hold onto. And you’re asking me to hold this four pound wrench in my hand while l climb up, so that I can turn the knob once I get there. Are you sure you can’t do this yourself?”

“I’m telling you, I’d do it myself but I would need someone to hold the ladder for me and you’re too light to do that. There isn’t anyone else around today, so you’re the only one I can ask.”

“O.K. I’ll go up there, but you’d better hold that ladder tightly. I’m not exactly afraid of heights, but I do get nervous when I’m up high, and I’ll need to know that you’re down there holding it firmly, so that it can’t move. One shift and I could fall. I can’t imagine what that would be like, but it wouldn’t be good. A drop from twelve feet onto the ground would kill me, I’ll bet.”

“Look, Joe, stop talking about falling. What’s the likelihood of that? I’ll be here the whole time and I’ll be holding this ladder the way I would want you to hold it for me. Now, why don’t you start climbing up? It won’t be so hard and we have to get that knob turned off before the electricity shorts out.”

“What? Electricity? What does that knob control? Are you telling me that I’m going up twelve feet and turning a knob with a wrench and what I’m turning has electricity running through it? What if I get electrocuted? I’m not sure I want to do this.”

“Well, it is a kind of electrical switch, but it’s perfectly safe and you’ll be grounded through the ladder, which will work because it’s on the ground. Believe me, there’s no danger of getting electrocuted by turning that knob. You’ll be safe. I’m telling you, I’d do it myself, but no one is here to hold the ladder for me. I’d be up and down in about two minutes, and that’s all it’ll take you. Just go up there, turn the knob with the wrench, and climb back down. Nothing to it.

“Oh, and when you’re up there just don’t touch the edge of the roof. It’s a metal edging that keeps the water from getting between the layers of roofing and you don’t want to touch that. You know metal and electricity don’t go well together. So, be sure not to hold onto the roof, once you’re up there, turning that knob.”

“Look, Frank, this sounds more and more dangerous. Are you telling me it’s really safe? I don’t plan to risk my life just to turn some stupid knob. I mean, that’s really way up there and I’m not so wild about heights, and even less crazy about playing around with electricity, especially when I’m so far off the ground. I’m not sure I want to do this.”

“Listen I’ll give you $25.00 if you do it for me. I know you’re my friend and really don’t want any money from me, but it’s worth it to me to get that knob turned and it would just be a friendly gesture from me to you. What do you say?”

“Oh, all right. I’ll do it. We have been friends for a long time and I guess I owe you a favor, after that accident we had. I still feel it wasn’t my fault that I totaled your car that night. I mean, you were there too and we hadn’t had too much to drink, not too much. I was just going to drive a couple of blocks. How was I to know that someone was going to go through the yellow light? I did step on the brake, but I couldn’t stop in time. I still feel horrible about how badly Linda was hurt, but she’s doing better now, right? I guess I do owe you something.

“I mean, I would have paid for your car, except you know I’ve been out of work for more than a year and don’t have any money. I would have thought that your insurance company would pay for it and for Linda’s rehab, even though I was driving. It was the drinking that messed up that insurance claim, not my fault. And Linda walks just fine now, when she’s wearing those braces on her legs.

“Frank, I’ going up there right now. Be sure to hold this ladder tightly. I don’t want it shaking, because I’m really a bit shaky myself, going up twelve feet to that roof.”

“Great. Now Joe, one foot at a time. Be careful. Up you go. Good, keep going. You’re halfway there. You’ll be there soon. O.K. now you’re at the top. Take the wrench and turn that knob.

Oh, and Joe I don’t forgive you for what you did to Linda; never did. Look down here for a second. I’m turning on this electrical switch. Can you see this wire attached to the ladder? You’re finally getting what you deserve.”

The Castaways

The Castaways

By L. Stevens

My partner paces back and forth, clearly unsettled, recounting the latest conversation with Ben. “He said, ‘Something happened. Like the wind changing directions, she wasn’t who she appeared to be.’ His exact words.”

I shake my head. “Ben certainly has a way with words. ‘Like the wind changing directions.’ That’s poetic.”

Zenar glared. “This is serious. I’ve noticed something too. The surgery was less than perfect. We’re changing.”

“I’m not worried about Ben. He saw me without my make-up.” That isn’t exactly true. I’ve seen the differences myself, and it’s a concern. My lips are wrinkled, my eyes have lines and I see brown spots on my skin. I see it in Zenar, as well. Fortunately, as we’ve known, earthlings don’t stay focused on any one thing for very long.

My partner goes on. “Pretty soon he’ll start talking, making other people aware. We may not be able to stay here.”

“Relax, rookie. The next time Ben sees me, I’ll be made up, and he’ll have forgotten what he saw before.” Zenar is new to this line of work. We’re in serious trouble, but I don’t want to panic the novice. I’ve worked on this planet since humans dropped the A-bombs, in the year 1945. I don’t like to brag, but as everyone knows, that never happened again, not on my watch.

Back then, the technicians that prepared us agents for work on Earth were not able to build in aging. Nothing ever changed physically in the earlier releases of their work, a major disadvantage. In the Forties, I’d been placed in the U.S. Department of State. By the time the Cuban missile crisis broke in 1962, I drew attention for not looking a day older in seventeen years. Russia pulled the weapons out of Cuba, Kennedy did the same in Turkey, and headquarters killed me off and brought me home.

The lab guys still have work to do calibrating their aging process accurately. I never fully understood it, but on Earth, time moves much differently from our world, in ways that are difficult to scale. Our techies are very bright, but this has them stumped. When they sent me back to Earth this time, with a new partner, we saw the problem; Zenar and I look ten years older every few months. And feel it.

Zenar is right about our stay. For people working in intelligence service, NSA folks in New York aren’t the most observant people in the world (that explains why they put us there), but their spotting us isn’t the major problem. At the rate things are going, it won’t be long before we die of old age. It’s critical we leave Earth before that happens. I need to call home, via telepathy.

My talk with headquarters sobers me up. We aren’t going anywhere. It seems the game is over for us. The weapons of mass destruction we’ve held in check are now irrelevant. Biowarfare, in the form of a deadly virus, has been unleashed, and it’s mutating. They first called it Covid-19, but it’s become much worse. My boss, if he even knows, isn’t saying which nation set it off.

“It’s the one thing we’ve always feared.” he tells me. “We don’t have viruses here, don’t want them, and have never dealt with the ones on Earth. Nuclear reaction we can deal with. This is another story, and when a civilization is hell-bent on suicide, well…”

The problem for me and Zenar is that they won’t allow us back. We’re outcasts; pariahs. The good news is New York’s governor is putting us in a nursing home for our safety.

 

 

The Car

The Car

By Farrell Fand 

The old neighborhood in Newark isn’t the same anymore.  Just about everything has changed. The street, Belmont Avenue, now Irvine Turner Boulevard, is very different. It’s not a very wide street, but back in 1948, when I was seven, it looked like a huge expanse to me. The new two family house that now stands on the property has the same back yard, but the row of five connected wooden garages is gone, replaced with grass. All that’s left of the former buildings is the number.

Times were different back then. Children were told to “go out and play,” and parents didn’t feel they needed to worry about their safety. There was no such thing as a child saying, “I’m bored.” It was expected that kids would figure out what to do to keep ourselves occupied, and we did.

And did we stay out of trouble? Well, that’s a whole other thing. 

“Hey Georgeeeeey! Hey Georgeeeeeeeey!” I was shouting from Georgie’s backyard, up to the third floor apartment where he lived. That was how we called for each other in the neighborhood. No one would ever think of using the phone. That was for adults. It usually didn’t take more than two tries to get him downstairs to play.

“Hi Chuck. What do you want to do?”

“I don’t know. Let’s go play in my backyard. We can have a war with our soldiers. That’d be fun.” We both had lots of toy metal soldiers stored in our houses. Why metal? Plastic hadn’t been invented yet.

“That’s good,” Georgie said. “I’ll go get mine and you get yours; then I’ll come over. I got some new ones yesterday. Wait ‘til you see them.”

“O.K. Come right over.”

“Bang, bang, bang, eh, eh, eh, eh! Your guy’s dead, Chuck.”

“No he’s not. You missed him.”

“Did not!”

“Did too!”

Arguments like that could continue for quite a while, but ten minutes was more than enough this time. “Georgie, let’s do something else. We could go to Mrs. Smith’s garden and try to catch some bees. I have a jar in my back hall that we can use. We’d have to be really quiet, because she almost caught me last time and I’m really afraid of her.”

“Nah, Chuck, I don’t feel like it. What else can we do?”

“I don’t know. I guess we could play marbles, but Stephen and John-Thomas both went away for a few days and you need at least four kids to play a good game of marbles.”

“I don’t feel like playing marbles either. There must be something else around that we can do, Chuck. Let’s think!”

“Hey Georgie, look over there. One of the garage doors is open a little! They’re never open. Everybody locks them. I wonder what’s inside. Should we go over and peek in? What do you think?”

“Well,” said Georgie, “We’re not supposed to go near those garages. We could get into trouble.”

“O.K., you’re right. We could get into really big trouble. But that door’s open enough for us to just take a look inside. That wouldn’t be wrong, would it?”

“Let’s just take a quick peek, Chuck. That can’t be wrong. We won’t even touch the door. No one will ever know, right?”

“O.K. This is really fun, isn’t it? It’s like we’re detectives. Let’s see what’s in there.”

“Oooh look!” said Chuck. “It’s a car. It’s beautiful! It has four doors and it’s so shiny. This must be Mr. Matucci’s car. He comes here every weekend and takes it out for a drive. I guess it just stays in this garage the rest of the time. Wow!”

“I wonder if we squeezed inside, just to get a little closer, would that be all right? We wouldn’t touch anything, and we could get to see all of it. We sure can’t see all of it from out here. Let’s go in…”

“Chuck, look at that roof! Is that made of some kind of leather or something? You know, we can see it best if we get right up onto the car. Then, we’ll get a good look. It sure looks special.”

“Be careful climbing on the hood, Georgie. We don’t want to scratch it or anything. We’re just going to look at that roof. I’ll bet it’s leather or some other stuff. This is a fancy car!”

“I can’t believe how high we are. This is a really high car, isn’t it? I think this is the highest I’ve ever climbed. And look at this roof. Wow! I’m not sure what it’s made of. I can’t tell,” Chuck said.

“But look at this, Chuck. This one corner isn’t stuck down completely. It’s a teeny bit lifted off of the roof. I’m going to try to push it down, to fix it. Look at us, fixing a car. This is so great, isn’t it?”

“Wait a minute, Georgie; this corner doesn’t look right either. Let’s just pull both corners up a little bit, and then we can see if we can get it to fit right.”

“Chuck, you have to pull your side harder. Look, I’m pulling with all my might. This corner is pretty stuck on the roof. Let’s pull together. O.K., one, two, three PULL!”

“Oh no! Georgie, we pulled too hard! Half of the roof came off. What are we gonna do now? Oh boy, we’re gonna be in so much trouble!”

“I know what. Let’s get out of here! Run!” and we did.

The Next Sunday

Joe Matucci’s car was a perfectly restored 1935 Chevrolet four door sedan. He had spent more than a year refurbishing it to its original condition. The next day, Sunday, was the day he was going to show it off and get recognized for his accomplishment. The car was perfect! It looked like it belonged on a showroom floor as if it were a new car. Joe didn’t have any children and this amazing car was his baby, so to speak.

He got to the garage behind the house at 490 Belmont Avenue, really eager to get on the road. At first, he noticed that the door was unlocked. Could he have forgotten to put the padlock on last week? But, this was a really safe neighborhood. The lock was more for appearances than anything else.

Then, he noticed that the door was ajar, which was strange. He threw it open and saw his beautiful car with half of its roof sticking up in the air! “No!  No, no, no, no, no! What happened?” He didn’t even know what to say. Then, he looked closer and noticed small footprints on the hood. He could feel his blood boiling. “Who would do something like that?” he fumed. “Why would anyone mutilate a beautiful car like this one?” he screamed.

After questioning some of the neighbors and, with the help of the landlady, Mr. Matucci came to a conclusion about who had damaged his car.

He told our parents about what had happened and that it looked like Georgie and I were the vandals. When we were confronted with the accusation, we both made tearful admissions about what we had done.

We explained that we had thought we were fixing the car. Pulling up the roof like we did was really an accident. Of course, that explanation didn’t cover our going into the garage in the first place and then climbing up onto the car’s roof.

Our parents were furious with us, and agreed to pay for any repairs. Mr. Matucci, still upset with what had happened, moved his beloved car to another garage, in a different neighborhood.

Georgie and I thought that the whole incident was finished, but then our parents called us together and we had a group meeting. Georgie’s dad spoke for all four of the parents. “We know that you two boys are really good and usually follow rules, but this time, you can see what happened when you didn’t follow them.

“Both of our families have to pay for the damage you’ve done. It’s obvious that you two can’t afford all of that cost, but there are consequences for your actions. First, both of you won’t be getting your allowance for four weeks. That money will go toward repairing the damage.

“Since Mr. Matucci is moving his car to a different garage, it won’t be available, but our families’ two cars will and we’re going to use our cars to teach you respect for cars and for other people’s property. Every Sunday, for the next five weeks, both of you are going to wash our families’ cars. If it rains, you’ll do it the next dry day.

“Don’t even try to complain about it. That’s a final decision from all four of your parents. The washing starts this coming Sunday.”

Georgie and I spent many long hours washing cars and talking about how we didn’t want to get into trouble ever again.

Looking back on that time and what we did, I’m surprised at how events in one’s youth can foreshadow what’s to come later in life. After a while, as we grew up, Georgie and I lost contact with each other, not because of any argument or disagreement. We just drifted. I don’t even know where he lives now.

I’m amazed at how things have turned out for me. Here I am, 75 years old, and a successful businessman. I never could have guessed that my success would be in automated car washes. I own seven of them, all in different locations around the state. Who would have thought, all those years ago, that I would wind up washing cars just about all of my adult life?

Remembering Glenda

Remembering Glenda

By L. Stevens

“Be careful. These bruise.” The cashier places a large ripe scarlet-orange mango in his hand; she playfully wraps her warm hands around his. 

The young man reddens, clearly smitten. His boyish crush embarrasses him. They work long Saturdays together in a bright busy supermarket, she at the register, he bagging groceries and wheeling them to customers’ cars. She works fast and pushes him; he enjoys keeping pace.

Closing times find them bone-tired; deliciously dead on their feet. She is twenty-three and blond. Five years his senior, she’s bright and has a slender athletic figure; pretty in an off-beat way. He’s in his last year of high-school, with plans for college.

When she was eighteen, Glenda ran from chaos and dysfunction at home to elope with a 30-year-old Sheriff’s Deputy; now her marriage isn’t working. Floyd drinks every night. He’s critical and mean; hers is a miserable, lonely life.

But not for twelve hours each Saturday.

Through the week the young man dreams of Saturdays; of her smile and the intimacy of her subtle scent – part perfume and part her. He wonders, when their hands brush as she pushes items his way, does electricity rush through her too? At times their work together is like a tempting dance.

Toward the end of the day physical contact often increases and lingers. Exhausted, she puts an arm on his shoulder and leans on him for balance while she adjusts the shoe on an aching foot. It’s the closest thing to resting in his arms for a risky second or two; his heart jumps.

More than once he’d fantasized: If we were on a desert island somewhere… Was he kidding himself about her interest, her availability, even? He thought not.

On a cool, dark December evening he searched for the suburban rented hall—the scene of the store’s Christmas party. She’d asked him twice if he’d be there and he said he would. But now he’s not so sure it is a good idea. It’s likely he’ll meet Floyd for the first time.

Christmas music meets him at the door, and once inside he sees the couple. Short and wiry the deputy is a bantam rooster of a man; small, feisty, aggressive. His gray flannel shirt and dark jeans are at odds with his wife’s stylish red and green holiday dress.

The young man nods a smile across the dimly-lit dance floor but does not go near the two. Later, Glenda approaches him as he stands alone. Out of nowhere an inebriated Floyd appears. Without introduction he blurts out boozy sarcasm: “Just so you know. You can have her if she wants you. But make sure you give me the money.” His mean smile discloses menacing anger.

Stunned the young man looks to the horrified woman for some clue of an explanation. Where did that come from? She must have said something to her husband – what could she have told him?

The shaken young man moves away from the insanity, and leaves the place, thoughts jumbled. Was the man guessing at something? Did she want to make her husband jealous? Or maybe Floyd’s drinking buddy, Jerry in Produce, put a bug in the man’s ear. Whatever, he wants no part of it. Something’s crazy here.

On Monday he went to the store; the manager did not ask why he was quitting – a sure sign that word had gotten around. “Your hours will be totaled on Friday. I’ll have your pay ready around four. Good luck.”

Soon afterwards, the young man finds a job at another store.

One evening many years later, the experience comes to mind. “Turn to something else” his wife says. “The child doesn’t need to hear that stuff,” referring to their five-year-old granddaughter next to her in the family room.

The TV’s news tells of a jealous husband, a local Sheriff’s Deputy, who shot and killed his wife and her male co-worker and then turned the gun on himself.

“I just wonder,” she asks “What is the world coming to? Aren’t you glad we came up in simpler times?”

A cold feeling in his spine rises to his neck; his ears ring. He reflects for a long minute. ”Yeah – that’s for sure” he finally agrees.

 

Family Photo

Family Photo

By Rusty Leverett

 My family is spread out on the lawn below me, all the ladies dressed in their finery. I wasn’t invited, but I never am anymore. This saddens me to no end, but no bother. I can watch and listen from here.

My daughters sit on the far left and far right. Addie is on the left with her three daughters. God bless her heart; Addie never could keep her legs together. She sits spread out like a man, arms and legs akimbo. And Betsy, on the right with her brood of kids, sits with her knobby knees pressed tightly together. I’m surprised she ever spread hers. Lawd a mercy, I shouldn’t talk that way about them! They are good mothers, even if they have run off their menfolk.

I am chilled, even in this sweltering heat that makes it hard for them to breathe. It doesn’t bother me, though. Nothing bothers me anymore.

I wish they would finish taking this picture and come visit me. I’ll soon have to take to my bed. It is dark and smells cloyingly of flowers. I’m out back behind the house. Go through the wrought iron gate and turn left. You can’t miss my flowers, piled as they are on the fresh turned earth.

 

 

 

Spin the Globe

Spin the Globe

By Rusty Leverett

 What kind of club was this? What kind of people had I gotten myself mixed up with? From beneath lowered lashes, I checked out the faces in the room, seeing greed, fear, and curiosity. A reflection of my face in a mirror took me by surprise, betraying my nerves.

As the newest member of this club, I was required to go where the leader’s finger would land on a spinning globe. I didn’t know the mode of travel or the time involved.

The globe was spun into motion, the colors a blur. I wasn’t the only one holding my breath. I watched the leader’s finger jab down, bringing the globe to an abrupt halt.

I blinked, finding myself not in the leader’s house, but in the cold ocean. I swallowed a mouthful of saltwater, coughing and gagging, and flailed my arms to keep my head above water. Where? How?

Before I could string two thoughts together, rough hands grabbed at me and pulled me aboard a lifeboat.  Sitting up, I noticed bubbles breaking the surface as other lifeboats drifted nearby. People were being pulled from the water into lifeboats, even as others were being pulled beneath the waves by the suction of a sinking ship.

As I took in my surroundings, my confusion cleared, and I realized the leader’s finger had come down on an ocean. Instead of a normal mode of travel, I had been transported through space, and if it hadn’t been for the sinking ship, I would have dropped into a watery grave.

We jostled to make room for another survivor, when I felt myself going overboard. I landed on my butt back in the club, soaked to the skin.